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"Pongáio" was the name my Aunt Mona gave to a long, green, cool room where we gathered at her home —
replete with comfy chairs, a rocker, sewing machine, sewing goods, beautiful beads, shelves, books, bibelots, photographs, odds'n'ends, mementos of a life, treasures —
a gathering of all the useful & 'useless' things that so make life a pleasure.



Sunday, May 04, 2003

23 Things to Write on Your T-shirt

  • Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
  • I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you're next.
  • Please don't make me kill you.
  • Your point being?
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
  • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.
  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won't go away?
  • Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
  • Don't you have anything better to do than stare at my T-shirt?
  • If you can read this, you are within punch range.
  • I'm one of those persons your mother warned you about.
  • Shut up and kiss me!
From this site, indicated by Mari:
http://members.chello.se/hansdotter/index_en.html

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