The Small Daily Gross-outs Of Life

Dr. Derma's

Oriental

Calligraphy

I received these images by email...

a whole new meaning for birdwatching!

... nice kitty

Month of May

                          Mês de Maio
                 Almir Sater / Paulo Simões

Azul do céu brilhou
Mês de maio
Enfim chegou
Olhos vão se abrir
Pra tanta cor

É mês de maio
A vida tem seu esplendor

A luz do sol entrou
Pela janela
Me convidou pra tarde tão bela
E sem calor

É mês de maio
Saio e vou ver o sol se pôr

Horizonte de aquarela
Que ninguém jamais pintou
E enxame de estrelas
Diz que o dia terminou

Noite nem se firmou
E a lua cheia já clareou

Sombras podem ir
Façam o favor
É mês de maio
É tempo de ser sonhador

Quem não se enamorou
No mês de maio
Bem que tentou

E quem não tiver ainda amor
Dos solitários
O mês de maio é o protetor

Boa Terra velha esfera
Que nos leva aonde for
Pro futuro quem nos dera
Que te dessem mais valor

23 Things to Write on Your T-shirt

• Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  
• Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
  
• I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  
• I hate everybody, and you're next.
  
• Please don't make me kill you.
  
• Your point being?
  
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
  
• I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
  
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  
• Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
  
• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  
• I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.
  
• Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  
• You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  
• All stressed out and no one to choke.
  
• I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
  
• Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
  
• Don't you have anything better to do than stare at my T-shirt?
  
• If you can read this, you are within punch range.
  
• I'm one of those persons your mother warned you about.
  
• Shut up and kiss me!

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